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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

Das Stig is a manaic!

Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

I AM CLARK! WELCOME TO DIE X-CHICKEN! MORAL: WHEN IT SAYS MORAL, THAT MEANS THAT YOU MUST NOT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! I WONT LET YOU BREAK MY UBER MORAL SHIELD!

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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