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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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