[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Peugeot 407 Coupé 2.7 V6 HDi SE "It has the zip of a chairlift. With plodding performance and steady-as-she-goes handling the only thing this car will make you feel like is a cup of Horlicks with a splash of hemlock. Empty-nesters should buy a PlayStation instead, and spend the afternoon shooting crack whores."

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On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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On A Lincoln Towncar. I can see him at home with his wife now. Dammit Myrdle! I can't figger out a way to make this wheel square! I got me square dials, I got me a square dash, I got me a square body. But the wheel! it's circular! Ruins the whole KAWR!

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

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How hard can it be?

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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Flying fish wasabi?

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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Clarksonisms

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