On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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Motor from a food blender?

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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On the Mercedes CLS55: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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