On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill, and then run over him again, for good measure. They're designed to melt ice-caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands, and turn the entire Third World into a huge uninhabitable desert... but only after they've nicked all the world's oil.

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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...In the world.

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.

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Whatsapp Status

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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Clarksonisms

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