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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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Aston Martin Vanquish S "This is the last of the old-school Astons. It was built in the Newport Pagnell factory by men with body odour and hammers, rather than on the computer- controlled production line of the new Gaydon plant. And it shows. The car costs more than any other Aston yet is no quicker; its paddle shift gearbox is hilariously bad and its interior looks glued together from the Ford parts bin. It is the equivalent of opting for a rusty saw and leeches in the age of laser-guided brain surgery. Who is Aston kidding?

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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