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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

we wait with anticipation

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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