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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

Motorized pepper grinder?

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

How hard can it be?

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