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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

we wait with anticipation

[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

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