Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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Best Driving Roads: Yep, ah, It’s unlikely to be here cause everyone does 5mph (N. America), it’s not going to be here cause everyone is on drugs (S. America), that’s just all full of Ox (Africa), Al Gore says that’s gone (Antarctica) so its not going to be down there, That’s just all Spiders (Australia), sign posts are all full of gibberish (Japan), They’re all communist (Kazakhstan/Russia), can’t go there cause the Americans will shoot you (Iraq)

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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