We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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