Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

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herro am spoderman

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

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Clarksonisms

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