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Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

On the Alfa Romeo 8C "as Sir Francis Bacon once said, 'there is no beauty which hath not some strangeness about its proportions'. And he's right, who ever he is. I mean, look at keira Knightley. She's just an ironing board with a face. And she works."

Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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