What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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Some Poos Come Out

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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Clarksonisms

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