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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

Claire chris paul steve & dave

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

herro am spoderman

"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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