On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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Whatsapp Status

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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Clarksonisms

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