Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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Whatsapp Status

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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