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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

Claire chris paul steve & dave

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

herro am spoderman

Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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