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Are You A Zombie?

  • Technically he is incorrect. Suddenly becoming stationary doesn't kill you. I have walked around a room, stopped and lived to tell about it. You have to use a certain amount of energy to kill and that energy comes from speed in this case. Hence... he is wrong.


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