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Deal with it

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" Audience laughs "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" audience gasps then applauds

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

Some Poos Come Out

On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

BMW 645Ci "If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside."

'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

...In the world.

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