How many years are there in donkey years?

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill, and then run over him again, for good measure. They're designed to melt ice-caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands, and turn the entire Third World into a huge uninhabitable desert... but only after they've nicked all the world's oil.

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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On the Mercedes CLS55: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

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"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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