So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “You see, my wife loves this car. She loves the noise and the vibrations and the sense of danger and the way that when you over-rev it, the whole dash lights up like a baboon’s backside. Richard Hammond on the other hand, he pretty much hates it. He says it’s too difficult and too complicated and that all the stitching in here looks like the kind of stitching you find when someone’s tried to mend their own shoes.

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When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Speed saves people!

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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Clarksonisms

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