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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear programme at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad.

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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Some Poos Come Out

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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