Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

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The highlight of my childhood – it’s the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it’s full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was kind of like Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together. With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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