Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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It stands out like

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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You cannot have this car with a diesel. It's like saying, I won't go to Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a woman!

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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