Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Volkswagen Jetta "I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead."

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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Frederik Du lugter

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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