On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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car goes fast

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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Announcing the Top Gear Awards in December 2005] “Now the best gas guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: the Range Rover Sport which achieved eight miles to the gallon; the Bugatti Veyron which achieved four miles to the gallon; and Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel and didn’t move an inch.

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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As useful as a snooze alarm on a smoke detector

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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