Motorized pepper grinder?

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts." Audi Q7 V12 TDI

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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