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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

herro am spoderman

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

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