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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

How many years are there in donkey years?

(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

...In the world.

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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