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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

As useful as a snooze alarm on a smoke detector

"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts." Audi Q7 V12 TDI

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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car goes fast

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

How many years are there in donkey years?

I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show… so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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