Volkswagen Jetta "I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead."

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide.

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... And across the line!

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"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts." Audi Q7 V12 TDI

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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we wait with anticipation

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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