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This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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