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There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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Killing a mamooth

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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