I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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On the Mercedes CLS55: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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Speed saves people!

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

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On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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It stands out like

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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