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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

How many years are there in donkey years?

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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