The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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Motor from a food blender?

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Assessing Hammond's crash: Clarkson: "you can see from the tape that the tyre is starting to come apart. Now why didn't you spot that?!" Hammond: "I had a lot on: I was doing 288 mph." Clarkson: "What do you mean you had a lot on? I can be in the office on the phone, doing the paperwork, kids are shouting at me, wife etc, but if a lion walks in, I'm going to notice it!"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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