In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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we wait with anticipation

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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