On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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...In the world.

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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I AM CLARK! WELCOME TO DIE X-CHICKEN! MORAL: WHEN IT SAYS MORAL, THAT MEANS THAT YOU MUST NOT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! I WONT LET YOU BREAK MY UBER MORAL SHIELD!

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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Land Rover Defender 90 Td5 Station Wagon "Often fourth isn’t enough to get you up a hill, so you drop down to third and it feels as though you’ve been hit in the back with a wrecking ball. All of a sudden you’re doing 35mph but your eight-ton suit of armour, making a noise that sounds like the birth of the universe, has come to an almost dead stop. "What’s more, there still isn’t enough room behind the wheel for anyone with shoulders or legs, there are still sharp edges, it’s as bouncy as a small dog at suppertime, and as a result it’s about as much fun to drive as a punctured wheelbarrow. And it’s not like the misery is short-lived, because each trip to the shops can, and does, take two or three weeks."

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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we wait with anticipation

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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