Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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Speed saves people!

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Deal with it

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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... And across the line!

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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