I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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...In the world.

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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In the WOOORLD...

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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Motor from a food blender?

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Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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