I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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    it could get slightly better... "I'm in a Lamborghini Aventador, holding an RPG-7. Also, this Aventador has been equipped with dual M134 miniguns-- which were a factory-installed extra."

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