On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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Killing a mamooth

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Frederik Du lugter

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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