Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

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    I blame the BBC for giving him the oxygen of publicity

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    Thing is it's all just a show, Clarkson bikes quite a lot on his own time. Makes for good TV though!

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    Umm, I think Clarkson is talking about the UK so the whole 1937 thing doesn't apply, and I'm guessing he was kidding about running down cyclists lol

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    Just how old is Clarkson? The road tax he's talking about was abolished in 1937. Every taxpayer pays for the roads now, and has for some time.

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