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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

-On the Morgan Aero 8 Clarkson: You spent money on that? Hammond: Yeah. why not? Clarkson: Thats like saying 'Well, I've had marriage proposals from Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, but no, I'm going to marry John McCrirrick'

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

...In the world.

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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