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Are You A Zombie?

  • That wasnt actually said by Clarkson, but by Jason Dawe in Series 1.

  • Yeah, yeah, American cars suck, Mercedes is the best, and any car under $50k is crap... *yawn* We can't all afford R8's.

  • lol why r8 when gallardo


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