(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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    clarkson's a tit without a joined up thought in his head but i'd love to have a beer and cigar with him and on this, he was dead right.

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