A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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Whatsapp Status

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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