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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

Das Stig is a manaic!

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

I AM CLARK! WELCOME TO DIE X-CHICKEN! MORAL: WHEN IT SAYS MORAL, THAT MEANS THAT YOU MUST NOT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! I WONT LET YOU BREAK MY UBER MORAL SHIELD!

How many years are there in donkey years?

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