what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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