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Killing a mamooth

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

Don't do that, tortoise!

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

...In the world.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

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