"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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Some Poos Come Out

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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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