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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

Speed saves people!

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

-On the Morgan Aero 8 Clarkson: You spent money on that? Hammond: Yeah. why not? Clarkson: Thats like saying 'Well, I've had marriage proposals from Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, but no, I'm going to marry John McCrirrick'

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

Don't do that, tortoise!

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

It stands out like

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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