Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Whatsapp Status

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Some Poos Come Out

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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