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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

we wait with anticipation

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

Das Stig is a manaic!

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