Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Some Poos Come Out

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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