Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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car goes fast

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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