In the WOOORLD...

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On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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How hard can it be?

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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On the Vauxhall Astra VXR No, listen, listen, listen, you won't be at the party if you drive one of these because you'll have torque-steered into a tree on the way. And you'd be killed, and that's important to die in an anecdote...your children will say "daddy died in a fireball in a Vauxhall and a tree!"

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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It stands out like

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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