I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" *Audience laughs* "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" *audience gasps then applauds*

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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