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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

This is the greatest car ... In the world

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear programme at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad.

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

On A Lincoln Towncar. I can see him at home with his wife now. Dammit Myrdle! I can't figger out a way to make this wheel square! I got me square dials, I got me a square dash, I got me a square body. But the wheel! it's circular! Ruins the whole KAWR!

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