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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

This is the greatest car ... In the world

Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

... And across the line!

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