POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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On the Mercedes CLS55: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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Speed saves people!

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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