on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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In the WOOORLD...

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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Whatsapp Status

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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Killing a mamooth

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