This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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...In the world.

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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car goes fast

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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