most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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How hard can it be?

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Killing a mamooth

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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