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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

BMW 645Ci "If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside."

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

Don't do that, tortoise!

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

On the Alfa Romeo 8C "as Sir Francis Bacon once said, 'there is no beauty which hath not some strangeness about its proportions'. And he's right, who ever he is. I mean, look at keira Knightley. She's just an ironing board with a face. And she works."

[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts." Audi Q7 V12 TDI

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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