On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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Frederik Du lugter

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Speed saves people!

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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