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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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Speed saves people!

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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