Peugeot 407 Coupé 2.7 V6 HDi SE "It has the zip of a chairlift. With plodding performance and steady-as-she-goes handling the only thing this car will make you feel like is a cup of Horlicks with a splash of hemlock. Empty-nesters should buy a PlayStation instead, and spend the afternoon shooting crack whores."

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Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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Some Poos Come Out

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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we wait with anticipation

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Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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