"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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It stands out like

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Whatsapp Status

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In the WOOORLD...

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

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Announcing the Top Gear Awards in December 2005] “Now the best gas guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: the Range Rover Sport which achieved eight miles to the gallon; the Bugatti Veyron which achieved four miles to the gallon; and Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel and didn’t move an inch.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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