The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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On the Mercedes CLS55: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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