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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

Claire chris paul steve & dave

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

herro am spoderman

Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

Frederik Du lugter

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