This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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...In the world.

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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Best Driving Roads: Yep, ah, It’s unlikely to be here cause everyone does 5mph (N. America), it’s not going to be here cause everyone is on drugs (S. America), that’s just all full of Ox (Africa), Al Gore says that’s gone (Antarctica) so its not going to be down there, That’s just all Spiders (Australia), sign posts are all full of gibberish (Japan), They’re all communist (Kazakhstan/Russia), can’t go there cause the Americans will shoot you (Iraq)

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Killing a mamooth

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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