POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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It stands out like

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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Whatsapp Status

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Deal with it

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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we wait with anticipation

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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

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"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear programme at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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Clarksonisms

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