I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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It stands out like

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “You see, my wife loves this car. She loves the noise and the vibrations and the sense of danger and the way that when you over-rev it, the whole dash lights up like a baboon’s backside. Richard Hammond on the other hand, he pretty much hates it. He says it’s too difficult and too complicated and that all the stitching in here looks like the kind of stitching you find when someone’s tried to mend their own shoes.

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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Clarksonisms

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