On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!

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On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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herro am spoderman

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Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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Whatsapp Status

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... And across the line!

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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car goes fast

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There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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Clarksonisms

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