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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

car goes fast

Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer.

[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

This is the greatest car ... In the world

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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