Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Some Poos Come Out

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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car goes fast

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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