And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

-On the Morgan Aero 8 Clarkson: You spent money on that? Hammond: Yeah. why not? Clarkson: Thats like saying 'Well, I've had marriage proposals from Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, but no, I'm going to marry John McCrirrick'

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

Das Stig is a manaic!

...In the world.

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.


Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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