Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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we wait with anticipation

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herro am spoderman

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Clarksonisms

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