the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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