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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

Frederik Du lugter

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

Das Stig is a manaic!

A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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