I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Frederik Du lugter

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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Clarksonisms

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