Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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In the WOOORLD...

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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... And across the line!

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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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Some Poos Come Out

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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On the Kia Rio, "You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse. "Small wonder Kia’s importer in Britain is sponsoring the Pedestrian Association’s Walking Bus scheme. The idea is that parents take it in turns to walk a group, or "bus", of children to their school in a morning. After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra."

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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