tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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