On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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Flying fish wasabi?

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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Speed saves people!

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[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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