Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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Speed saves people!

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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Killing a mamooth

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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