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On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

On the Alfa Romeo Brera “Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

Deal with it

The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

Killing a mamooth

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

we wait with anticipation

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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