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Deal with it

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

In the WOOORLD...

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

herro am spoderman

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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