What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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Frederik Du lugter

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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