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Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

It's like sitting on Dawn French!

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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