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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

Flying fish wasabi?

It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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