And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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herro am spoderman

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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