the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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... And across the line!

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herro am spoderman

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" *Audience laughs* "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" *audience gasps then applauds*

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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