Flying fish wasabi?

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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Whatsapp Status

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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... And across the line!

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Clarksonisms

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