Claire chris paul steve & dave

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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... And across the line!

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Killing a mamooth

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Deal with it

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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