How hard can it be?

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

Don't do that, tortoise!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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