(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" *Audience laughs* "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" *audience gasps then applauds*

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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