Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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Aston Martin Vanquish S "This is the last of the old-school Astons. It was built in the Newport Pagnell factory by men with body odour and hammers, rather than on the computer- controlled production line of the new Gaydon plant. And it shows. The car costs more than any other Aston yet is no quicker; its paddle shift gearbox is hilariously bad and its interior looks glued together from the Ford parts bin. It is the equivalent of opting for a rusty saw and leeches in the age of laser-guided brain surgery. Who is Aston kidding?

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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Speed saves people!

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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...In the world.

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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