In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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we wait with anticipation

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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It stands out like

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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Whatsapp Status

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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