Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

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While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Whatsapp Status

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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