[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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herro am spoderman

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Whatsapp Status

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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It stands out like

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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