Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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car goes fast

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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Clarksonisms

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