[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

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Some Poos Come Out

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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Speed saves people!

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