What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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Killing a mamooth

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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Whatsapp Status

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How hard can it be?

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Clarksonisms

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