These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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The highlight of my childhood – it’s the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it’s full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was kind of like Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together. With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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Deal with it

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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