- Clarksonisms

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

Killing a mamooth

[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

Speed saves people!

Deal with it

"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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