Deal with it

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Best Driving Roads: Yep, ah, It’s unlikely to be here cause everyone does 5mph (N. America), it’s not going to be here cause everyone is on drugs (S. America), that’s just all full of Ox (Africa), Al Gore says that’s gone (Antarctica) so its not going to be down there, That’s just all Spiders (Australia), sign posts are all full of gibberish (Japan), They’re all communist (Kazakhstan/Russia), can’t go there cause the Americans will shoot you (Iraq)

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Frederik Du lugter

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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...In the world.

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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