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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Flying fish wasabi?

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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