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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

...In the world.

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

Some Poos Come Out

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Das Stig is a manaic!

"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

Deal with it

What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

we wait with anticipation

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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