On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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...In the world.

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... And across the line!

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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