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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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