"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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...In the world.

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... And across the line!

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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On the Kia Rio, "You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse. "Small wonder Kia’s importer in Britain is sponsoring the Pedestrian Association’s Walking Bus scheme. The idea is that parents take it in turns to walk a group, or "bus", of children to their school in a morning. After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra."

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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