On the TVR Tuscan 2 “You see, my wife loves this car. She loves the noise and the vibrations and the sense of danger and the way that when you over-rev it, the whole dash lights up like a baboon’s backside. Richard Hammond on the other hand, he pretty much hates it. He says it’s too difficult and too complicated and that all the stitching in here looks like the kind of stitching you find when someone’s tried to mend their own shoes.

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On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

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It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Clarksonisms

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