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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

Don't do that, tortoise!

what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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