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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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On the Vauxhall Astra VXR No, listen, listen, listen, you won't be at the party if you drive one of these because you'll have torque-steered into a tree on the way. And you'd be killed, and that's important to die in an anecdote...your children will say "daddy died in a fireball in a Vauxhall and a tree!"

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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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we wait with anticipation

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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