On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Whatsapp Status

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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