on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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Killing a mamooth

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I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Clarksonisms

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