"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts." Audi Q7 V12 TDI

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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Killing a mamooth

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Flying fish wasabi?

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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