It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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car goes fast

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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In the WOOORLD...

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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