[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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I AM CLARK! WELCOME TO DIE X-CHICKEN! MORAL: WHEN IT SAYS MORAL, THAT MEANS THAT YOU MUST NOT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! I WONT LET YOU BREAK MY UBER MORAL SHIELD!

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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