What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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In the WOOORLD...

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On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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