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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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Frederik Du lugter

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

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The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show… so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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On the Vauxhall Astra VXR No, listen, listen, listen, you won't be at the party if you drive one of these because you'll have torque-steered into a tree on the way. And you'd be killed, and that's important to die in an anecdote...your children will say "daddy died in a fireball in a Vauxhall and a tree!"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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