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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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...In the world.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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Some Poos Come Out

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Whatsapp Status

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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