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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

M3 drivers have no friends.

Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

You cannot have this car with a diesel. It's like saying, I won't go to Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a woman!

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

...In the world.

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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