Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Whatsapp Status

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You cannot have this car with a diesel. It's like saying, I won't go to Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a woman!

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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Some Poos Come Out

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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