When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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