What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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It stands out like

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

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In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear programme at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad.

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we wait with anticipation

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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