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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

How many years are there in donkey years?

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer.

In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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