I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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Whatsapp Status

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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Deal with it

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In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.

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On the Alfa Romeo 8C "as Sir Francis Bacon once said, 'there is no beauty which hath not some strangeness about its proportions'. And he's right, who ever he is. I mean, look at keira Knightley. She's just an ironing board with a face. And she works."

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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Clarksonisms

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