I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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... And across the line!

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

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car goes fast

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show… so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

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It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

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Clarksonisms

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