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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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