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Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.

That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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