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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

car goes fast

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

M3 drivers have no friends.

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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