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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

car goes fast

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

Killing a mamooth

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

In the WOOORLD...

Speed saves people!

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

Claire chris paul steve & dave

The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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