The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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