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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show… so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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