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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

Claire chris paul steve & dave

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

Flying fish wasabi?

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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