The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Speed saves people!

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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