The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano "There, right in the middle of everything, is a quartic steering wheel. Yup, quartic, as in square, as in Austin Allegro. And worse still, it’s half carbon fibre and half leather, and it’s got all sorts of Formula One-style buttons on the bottom and then, along the top, a series of red lights that come on to tell you when to change gear. Unfortunately they are so bright you think you’ve been caught in the fearsome glare from a Martian spaceship. "So you don’t change gear. You crash."

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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car goes fast

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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