- Clarksonisms

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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Frederik Du lugter

Speed saves people!

Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

It has dials the size of a fat spaniels face.

Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

...In the world.

we wait with anticipation

Don't do that, tortoise!

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Some Poos Come Out

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Deal with it

I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating N**i.

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herro am spoderman

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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