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On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

This is the greatest car ... In the world

And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

we wait with anticipation

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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