Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Volkswagen Jetta "I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead."

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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Whatsapp Status

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" *Audience laughs* "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" *audience gasps then applauds*

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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Perodua Kelisa 1.0 GXi "This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world. It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim, the inside is tackier than Anthea Turner’s wedding and you don’t want to think what would happen if it bumped into a lamppost. "Also its name sounds like a disease."

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show… so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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Clarksonisms

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