And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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... And across the line!

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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