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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Deal with it

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

On the Alfa Romeo 8C "as Sir Francis Bacon once said, 'there is no beauty which hath not some strangeness about its proportions'. And he's right, who ever he is. I mean, look at keira Knightley. She's just an ironing board with a face. And she works."

Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

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