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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

Flying fish wasabi?

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

we wait with anticipation

Das Stig is a manaic!

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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