- Clarksonisms

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

...In the world.

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

Flying fish wasabi?

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

Clarksonisms

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