This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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Frederik Du lugter

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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Speed saves people!

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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BMW 645Ci "If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside."

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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