Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano "There, right in the middle of everything, is a quartic steering wheel. Yup, quartic, as in square, as in Austin Allegro. And worse still, it’s half carbon fibre and half leather, and it’s got all sorts of Formula One-style buttons on the bottom and then, along the top, a series of red lights that come on to tell you when to change gear. Unfortunately they are so bright you think you’ve been caught in the fearsome glare from a Martian spaceship. "So you don’t change gear. You crash."

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'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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Clarksonisms

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