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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

This is the greatest car ... In the world

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

...In the world.

Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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