Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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... And across the line!

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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On the Alfa Romeo Brera “Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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Clarksonisms

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