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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

This is the greatest car ... In the world

Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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