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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!

Motor from a food blender?

You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

How hard can it be?

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

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