On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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Clarksonisms

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