Speed saves people!

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"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

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Whatsapp Status

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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...In the world.

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer.

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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