Claire chris paul steve & dave

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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In the WOOORLD...

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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Frederik Du lugter

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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