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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

This is the greatest car ... In the world

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

On the Mercedes CLS55: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" Audience laughs "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" audience gasps then applauds

Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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