In the WOOORLD...

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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...In the world.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Some Poos Come Out

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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