What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Clarksonisms

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