3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Flying fish wasabi?

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[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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