On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

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It stands out like

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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Whatsapp Status

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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As useful as a snooze alarm on a smoke detector

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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Motor from a food blender?

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Flying fish wasabi?

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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Clarksonisms

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