Some Poos Come Out

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.

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On the Alfa Romeo Brera “Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

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On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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