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M3 drivers have no friends.

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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