Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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On the Alfa Romeo 8C "as Sir Francis Bacon once said, 'there is no beauty which hath not some strangeness about its proportions'. And he's right, who ever he is. I mean, look at keira Knightley. She's just an ironing board with a face. And she works."

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating N**i.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Frederik Du lugter

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