- Clarksonisms

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Killing a mamooth

BMW 645Ci "If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside."

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

Don't do that, tortoise!

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

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