...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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...In the world.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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BMW 645Ci "If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside."

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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As useful as a snooze alarm on a smoke detector

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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