Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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