"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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herro am spoderman

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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