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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

Biathletes need to eat 6,000 calories a day: six thousand! That’s the equivalent of two pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 Twix bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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