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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

we wait with anticipation

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

Motor from a food blender?

On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

Das Stig is a manaic!

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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