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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

It's like sitting on Dawn French!

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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