[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Best Driving Roads: Yep, ah, It’s unlikely to be here cause everyone does 5mph (N. America), it’s not going to be here cause everyone is on drugs (S. America), that’s just all full of Ox (Africa), Al Gore says that’s gone (Antarctica) so its not going to be down there, That’s just all Spiders (Australia), sign posts are all full of gibberish (Japan), They’re all communist (Kazakhstan/Russia), can’t go there cause the Americans will shoot you (Iraq)

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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Whatsapp Status

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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It stands out like

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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car goes fast

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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ze5zege ef ege gg

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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