I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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car goes fast

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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I AM CLARK! WELCOME TO DIE X-CHICKEN! MORAL: WHEN IT SAYS MORAL, THAT MEANS THAT YOU MUST NOT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! I WONT LET YOU BREAK MY UBER MORAL SHIELD!

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Frederik Du lugter

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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