The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

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On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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On the Koenigsegg CCX “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

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Frederik Du lugter

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On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

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Kia Rio "You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse. "Small wonder Kia’s importer in Britain is sponsoring the Pedestrian Association’s Walking Bus scheme. The idea is that parents take it in turns to walk a group, or "bus", of children to their school in a morning. After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra."

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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