The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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... And across the line!

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" *Audience laughs* "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" *audience gasps then applauds*

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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Whatsapp Status

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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Some Poos Come Out

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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