I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Killing a mamooth

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Whatsapp Status

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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