What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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we wait with anticipation

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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