If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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On the Mercedes CLS55: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss.

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Speed saves people!

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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Clarksonisms

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