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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

In the WOOORLD...

You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

This is the new Maserati 4x4. It's called the Kubang, which being a Maserati, probably also the sound it'll make when the warranty expires.

Flying fish wasabi?

Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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