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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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