POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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Deal with it

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

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I AM CLARK! WELCOME TO DIE X-CHICKEN! MORAL: WHEN IT SAYS MORAL, THAT MEANS THAT YOU MUST NOT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! I WONT LET YOU BREAK MY UBER MORAL SHIELD!

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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