we wait with anticipation

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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In the WOOORLD...

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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It stands out like

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Clarksonisms

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