- Clarksonisms

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

Das Stig is a manaic!

tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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