I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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Flying fish wasabi?

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The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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