Assessing Hammond's crash: Clarkson: "you can see from the tape that the tyre is starting to come apart. Now why didn't you spot that?!" Hammond: "I had a lot on: I was doing 288 mph." Clarkson: "What do you mean you had a lot on? I can be in the office on the phone, doing the paperwork, kids are shouting at me, wife etc, but if a lion walks in, I'm going to notice it!"

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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During the color-mixing for the elderly-friendly Fiat (Multipla) Rover James: "So you can make any color we want? Can you do my left nipple?"

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we wait with anticipation

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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Biathletes need to eat 6,000 calories a day: six thousand! That’s the equivalent of two pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 Twix bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

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[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Clarksonisms

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