on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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car goes fast

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Peugeot 407 Coupé 2.7 V6 HDi SE "It has the zip of a chairlift. With plodding performance and steady-as-she-goes handling the only thing this car will make you feel like is a cup of Horlicks with a splash of hemlock. Empty-nesters should buy a PlayStation instead, and spend the afternoon shooting crack whores."

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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Some Poos Come Out

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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herro am spoderman

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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