Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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Whatsapp Status

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In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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Aston Martin Vanquish S "This is the last of the old-school Astons. It was built in the Newport Pagnell factory by men with body odour and hammers, rather than on the computer- controlled production line of the new Gaydon plant. And it shows. The car costs more than any other Aston yet is no quicker; its paddle shift gearbox is hilariously bad and its interior looks glued together from the Ford parts bin. It is the equivalent of opting for a rusty saw and leeches in the age of laser-guided brain surgery. Who is Aston kidding?

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You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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