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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

Das Stig is a manaic!

It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

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