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Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

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(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

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On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

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Killing a mamooth

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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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Some Poos Come Out

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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