I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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In the WOOORLD...

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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car goes fast

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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we wait with anticipation

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Deal with it

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...In the world.

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Some Poos Come Out

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Frederik Du lugter

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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-On the Morgan Aero 8 Clarkson: You spent money on that? Hammond: Yeah. why not? Clarkson: Thats like saying 'Well, I've had marriage proposals from Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, but no, I'm going to marry John McCrirrick'

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Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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