Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts." Audi Q7 V12 TDI

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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In the WOOORLD...

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Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

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When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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