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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

...In the world.

Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

It's like sitting on Dawn French!

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

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