3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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Assessing Hammond's crash: Clarkson: "you can see from the tape that the tyre is starting to come apart. Now why didn't you spot that?!" Hammond: "I had a lot on: I was doing 288 mph." Clarkson: "What do you mean you had a lot on? I can be in the office on the phone, doing the paperwork, kids are shouting at me, wife etc, but if a lion walks in, I'm going to notice it!"

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In the WOOORLD...

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

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This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

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Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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