You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Killing a mamooth

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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You cannot have this car with a diesel. It's like saying, I won't go to Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a woman!

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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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...In the world.

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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