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...In the world.

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

This is the greatest car ... In the world

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

Claire chris paul steve & dave

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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