The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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...In the world.

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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we wait with anticipation

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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It stands out like

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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