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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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