POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating N**i.

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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

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[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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How hard can it be?

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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Clarksonisms

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