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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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we wait with anticipation

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer.

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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