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On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

Don't do that, tortoise!

[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

It stands out like

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

In the olden days, Ferrari used to build their racing cars with a lot of passion and enthusiasm. Then, on lap 3 as often as not, they would explode into a passionate and enthusiastic fireball. Since then, they've started building their racing cars with with science and math...

"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts." Audi Q7 V12 TDI

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