What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

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"Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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Speed saves people!

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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It stands out like

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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