What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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car goes fast

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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Clarksonisms

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