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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Speed saves people!

The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

we wait with anticipation

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

Don't do that, tortoise!

This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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