These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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It stands out like

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

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Killing a mamooth

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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

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On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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Land Rover Defender 90 Td5 Station Wagon "Often fourth isn’t enough to get you up a hill, so you drop down to third and it feels as though you’ve been hit in the back with a wrecking ball. All of a sudden you’re doing 35mph but your eight-ton suit of armour, making a noise that sounds like the birth of the universe, has come to an almost dead stop. "What’s more, there still isn’t enough room behind the wheel for anyone with shoulders or legs, there are still sharp edges, it’s as bouncy as a small dog at suppertime, and as a result it’s about as much fun to drive as a punctured wheelbarrow. And it’s not like the misery is short-lived, because each trip to the shops can, and does, take two or three weeks."

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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