It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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It stands out like

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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

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[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

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Biathletes need to eat 6,000 calories a day: six thousand! That’s the equivalent of two pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 Twix bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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In Bolivia when a bridge had to be built Clarkson (firing up a chainsaw): I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE Hammond: He's got a chainsaw, hasn't he? Clarkson: OH YES! Hammond: Oh God.

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Motor from a food blender?

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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