I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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On the Alfa Romeo Brera “Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

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On the Porsche Cayenne “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Killing a mamooth

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...In the world.

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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You cannot have this car with a diesel. It's like saying, I won't go to Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a woman!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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