Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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Some Poos Come Out

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The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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...In the world.

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On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

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While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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It stands out like

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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