What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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It stands out like

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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