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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access.

Don't do that, tortoise!

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

Deal with it

...In the world.

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

... And across the line!

What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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