... And across the line!

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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Cadillac SRX4 "This is a very ugly car. So ugly in fact that you’ll want to get inside it and shut the door as quickly as possible. But sadly when you are inside it’s even worse. "If it were a creature, it wouldn’t be a lion or a praying mantis or even a chimp. No, I think it would be a wasp — useless and hateful in equal measure"

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This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!'

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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On the Alfa Romeo 8C "as Sir Francis Bacon once said, 'there is no beauty which hath not some strangeness about its proportions'. And he's right, who ever he is. I mean, look at keira Knightley. She's just an ironing board with a face. And she works."

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Volkswagen Jetta "I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead."

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Clarksonisms

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