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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

M3 drivers have no friends.

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show… so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

Speed saves people!

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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How hard can it be?

Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

[Top Gear Awards]: Now it's time for the ugliest car of the year and the nominees... - actually there's no point is there, it's the Mini Clubman. That's the ugliest.

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