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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

...In the world.

What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

Frederik Du lugter

On The Stig: Some say that he was a science experiment gone wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's called the stig!

Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

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