We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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"I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap." BMW 1 Series

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On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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...In the world.

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying ‘Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

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POWER!!!!!!!!!!

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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... And across the line!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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