The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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Claire chris paul steve & dave

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

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herro am spoderman

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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