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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

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You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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Motor from a food blender?

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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herro am spoderman

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Some Poos Come Out

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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