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What did the black guy say to the brown guy we are both victims I racism

Speed saves people!

The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

Deal with it

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

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On a Chevrolet Corvette "The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.

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