I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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It's as reliable and long lasting as a pensioners erection.

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Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

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Frederik Du lugter

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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When it comes to getting 100,000 twitter followers, Ladsta is your best bet. For only 49.99, you can get 100,000 followers sent to your twitter account.

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M3 drivers have no friends.

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The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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When describing the Mazda Demio-"Yes I know it'll take you to the shops, but then so will a pogo stick!

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...In the world.

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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Hold on to your spleens everyone!

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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Motor from a food blender?

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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