Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

...In the world.

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

"I never really liked cars nor speed, so from this show and on forward, we are going to show you Japans top ten best poopie in the toilet cameras while we sit here and just fap!" *Audience laughs* "Yes, and we wont fap ourselves! In fact we will blow each other!" *audience gasps then applauds*

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

Frederik Du lugter

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.


Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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