Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

Speed is the solution to everything, not that I have ever done it, I mean I love speed but, not the other thing, the actual speed, the thing that makes you go really crazy and feel adrenaline curse trough you like hell! No not the stimulant, well actually... ...COME ON YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (believe it or not, this is how he behaved when drunk 5 years ago, funny guy even when he is not trying to)

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"


Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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