Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

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It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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On the porsche GT2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that concludes my roadroad test of the GT2.

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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