Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

Deal with it

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

... And across the line!

[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy:'s chipped.

[Alfa Romeo Brera] I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather, and I'm nursing a semi.

This is the greatest car ... In the world

Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

herro am spoderman

Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.


Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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