tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

How many years are there in donkey years?

Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

I AM CLARK! WELCOME TO DIE X-CHICKEN! MORAL: WHEN IT SAYS MORAL, THAT MEANS THAT YOU MUST NOT GIVE ME THUMBS UPS! I WONT LET YOU BREAK MY UBER MORAL SHIELD!

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

[In the P45]: "AH LORRY, LORRY, LORRY, LORRY! Oh a lot of poo SHOT out then!"

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

[On the Citroen Berlingo]: "It's a very good car, so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail'

Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

Deal with it

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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