See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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