On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

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[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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Deal with it

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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