Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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...In the world.

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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"Still, if you want one [X5 M], get your nurse to find you a crayon and write out a check for seventy six thousand pounds...or if you don't understand how crayons work, you could spend even more on this rather ugly Audi."

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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This is winnie the pooh with road rage

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

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Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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