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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

On the Enzo Ferrari “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

On the mclaren MP4-12C The first thing I would like to know is why they've named it after a fax machine.

On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

I would buy that car if I was the sort of person who looked at their sister and thought, mmmmmm.

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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