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The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!

It's really sad that you can now buy Hummer aftershave. It comes in a jerry can of repressed homosexuality; you slosh it over your face yelling "I'M NOT GAY!"

Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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