Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

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LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

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Land Rover Defender 90 Td5 Station Wagon "Often fourth isn’t enough to get you up a hill, so you drop down to third and it feels as though you’ve been hit in the back with a wrecking ball. All of a sudden you’re doing 35mph but your eight-ton suit of armour, making a noise that sounds like the birth of the universe, has come to an almost dead stop. "What’s more, there still isn’t enough room behind the wheel for anyone with shoulders or legs, there are still sharp edges, it’s as bouncy as a small dog at suppertime, and as a result it’s about as much fun to drive as a punctured wheelbarrow. And it’s not like the misery is short-lived, because each trip to the shops can, and does, take two or three weeks."

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On the TVR Tuscan 2 “You see, my wife loves this car. She loves the noise and the vibrations and the sense of danger and the way that when you over-rev it, the whole dash lights up like a baboon’s backside. Richard Hammond on the other hand, he pretty much hates it. He says it’s too difficult and too complicated and that all the stitching in here looks like the kind of stitching you find when someone’s tried to mend their own shoes.

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Motor from a food blender?

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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Some Poos Come Out

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Im you can imagine sharing a waterbed with a baboon drenchd in itching powder On the 70' Lincon TownCar

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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