(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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On James May: "He also hasn't got a penis cause it came off once."

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Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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herro am spoderman

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on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

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The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

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Whatsapp Status

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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How many years are there in donkey years?

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we wait with anticipation

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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In the WOOORLD...

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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It stands out like

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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