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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

On the Ford GT40 “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

... And across the line!

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

By the end of the night, I was hoping to be in a rather different kind of hedge, but there you go

In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

On the BMW X5 M There's a gallon of fuel gone there, and another there...and yet another there. As a matter of fact, the only way this car could be less annoying to eco-mentalists is if its engine ran on sliced dolphin.

The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.

While discussing The Stig's tube leg of the race, on foot through london, "....or stig could be mistaken for a Brazillian plumber". Not very PC but very apt - and you are left in no doubt on his thoughts on the subject.

Some Poos Come Out

what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

When you reach he limits of grip, the Jaguar XJ220 demands a special technique. You put your foot on the clutch, and repeat after me: Our Father, who art in heaven, I'll be there in a minute.

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

Motorized pepper grinder?

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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