I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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On the McLaren P1: "This car is about as well equipped as a pair of Monk's underpants."

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Some Poos Come Out

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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I'll tell you what, Richard. You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies first.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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Jeremy on the Pagani Zonda F Roadster: "This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat."

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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...In the world.

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"How do I tell James to slow down?"

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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

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Clarksonisms

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