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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

You know what's funny? The Joke below this one.

"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

On the Enzo Ferrari "I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing."

You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

we wait with anticipation

Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom.

Motor from a food blender?

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

tonight, james wears jack sanders like a hat, richard wears jack sanders like a hat, and i wear jack sanders like a hat

How many years are there in donkey years?

It stands out like

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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