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This is the same colour as a prosthetic limb!!

Claire chris paul steve & dave

The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane

POWER!!!!!!!!!!

This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

Speed saves people!

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

"Only the americans would invent a car polish you can eat."

[on his own driving test] - I didn't see it as a driving test so much as a confirmation of my excelence.

I'm not Just the Iron In Yard, I'm a Member

On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

It stands out like

Das Stig is a manaic!

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

The M3 CSL is going to be bought by the type of person who lies in bed at night thinking of his gearshift aggression strategy for his drive to work the next morning.

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

'In Africa' Jeremy: And the Elephants use their noses to shovel water into their mouths. Richard: Thats a rubbish commentary.

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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