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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

...In the world.

the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

Hold on to your spleens everyone!

That Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

on the porsche 911 this is ridiculous , me liking this is like gordon brown going to the polling booth and saying " do you know what i think im going to vote tory "..... maybe he did

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

In the WOOORLD...

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

Flying fish wasabi?

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

Converting a racing car into a street car is like watching porn with all the good bits cut out... all you end up watching is a close up of some sweaty bloke bobbing his head for half an hour.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase. . .this is like smearing honey into Keira Knightly. -driving the Audi R8

The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

On paddle shift automatic gearboxes “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

People think my picture of me on horsehead network is me going really fast, good thing they don't know I am actually blowing a huge invisible black guy.

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

[On the Clio V6]: It had the worst turning circle in the world - you had to actually go round the world to actually turn it round.

The Stig: Some say he was born in space, and that he is illegal in 17 U.S. states.

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