Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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...In the world.

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If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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The back of the BMW 6 series... it looks like a tramp's hat!

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I don't know why we became clarksonisms, Think your fancy HUH.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

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on the Peugeot 206 gti the temperature was nudging 75 F and i was headed for London in the 206. After half a mile i was suspicious, after a mile i was angry. it may have an air conditioning button but it sure as hell doesn't have air conditioning. The Rolls-Royce system works with the power of 30 domestic refrigerators. Peugeot's works with the power of an asthmatic in Bangladesh blowing at you through a straw.

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On Detroit “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."

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herro am spoderman

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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Volkswagen Jetta "I’d love to meet the man who styled the exterior, to find out if he’d done it as some sort of a joke. But mostly I’d like to meet the man who simply didn’t bother at all with the interior. Because looking at that dashboard gives you some idea of what it might be like to be dead."

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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On the Brabus SL: "A 1000 torques is what you'd use for... restarting a dead planet."

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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On the Mercedes SL Black: "there's no point even trying to turn. The steering wheel is useless, this thing has the turning circle of a full moon!"

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I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

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Some Poos Come Out

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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Cadillac SRX4 "This is a very ugly car. So ugly in fact that you’ll want to get inside it and shut the door as quickly as possible. But sadly when you are inside it’s even worse. "If it were a creature, it wouldn’t be a lion or a praying mantis or even a chimp. No, I think it would be a wasp — useless and hateful in equal measure"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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