I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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And, it's made in Britain! Which is another way of saying the door is going to fall off.

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A Hummer; You need 280574965897831756791492756237859087683472390645839057644382457684385739248759320842013878742178347658375843921764 gallons of gas to get out of the garage.

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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While driving through a rural part of India: "MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! MONKEY MONKEY.... with MASSIVE testicles!!!!"

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

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I WONDER WHAT HAPPEN’S WHEN DOCTOR’S WIFE EATS AN APPLE A DAY. Source: Pingzic collection of WhatsApp Status

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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On the Alfa Romeo Brera “Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”

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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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Whatsapp Status

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On the GT (Between Hammond and Clarkson) Hammond: So with that, the Ford GT gets 75 miles per tank. Jeremy, how far is it to work from your house?" Clarkson: "76 miles..."

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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In the WOOORLD...

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A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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