Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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Frederik Du lugter

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Today, Porsche brings ANOTHER 911 to an already confused world...

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What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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Assessing Hammond's crash: Clarkson: "you can see from the tape that the tyre is starting to come apart. Now why didn't you spot that?!" Hammond: "I had a lot on: I was doing 288 mph." Clarkson: "What do you mean you had a lot on? I can be in the office on the phone, doing the paperwork, kids are shouting at me, wife etc, but if a lion walks in, I'm going to notice it!"

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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