Killing a mamooth

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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Richard, you're the type of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you would say "But what if she turned out to be intelligent?"

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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Hating jewd isn't rascist, it's actually called being anti-semetist

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Every year, the world's Golf GTI enthusiasts congregate in a field in Austria, and they talk about fuel injection and wear jumpers with "GTI" on them. Frankly I'd rather blow-torch my nipples off.

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

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What's the point of having the fastest car in the world, if its brakes always keep breaking down?

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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we wait with anticipation

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Don't do that, tortoise!

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This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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Buying this car for its dynamic abilities, is like buying a porn film for its plot.

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Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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