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Speed saves people!

car goes fast

A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.

When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

On the Renault Clio V6 “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

"... And his miserable flat 6 is no match for this V8 tower of power!" Jeremy Clarkson on Audi R8 & Porsche Carrera 2

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

Motor from a food blender?

Am i the only one here who doesnt know what a clarksonism is?

On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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