Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

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That's not an emergency, it's just time to... empty your bowels.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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When you buy a Honda, well, your stuck with a Honda.

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herro am spoderman

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Deal with it

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On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

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On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

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... And across the line!

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And after a riged phone vote , The Stig has a new name. He called Cuddles

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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Clarkson on Chrysler Crossfire- I have been trying to think -what it is that this shape reminds me of and last night it came to me- you know when a dog....doing its....aahh...number II, that kind of arched back thing .....thats what it is(with hand gestures and disgusted expression).....HIDEOUS!.....EWWWW!!

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Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and his crash helmet is modeled off of Britney Spears' head... All we know is he's called the Stig!

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Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

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It's like God having really unusual sex. (On the sound of the Ferrari 430 Scuderia)

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Flying fish wasabi?

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These newer supercars are much kinder to the environment as well. For example, this one here: the only thing coming out of its tailpipes are baby foxes.

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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