What's significant about San Francisco? Nothing really, just gay people.

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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In the WOOORLD...

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Today Jeremy Clarkson Married a Lamborghini and move to Switz

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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[£100 car challenge] Hammond: I've managed to procure an x-ray of Jeremy's hand and it's 5 points off for a broken bone remember; look at the thumb, it's broken! Jeremy: It isn't Richard:It is, you broke your thumb! Jeremy: ...it's chipped.

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(Upon seeing a gentleman with shoulder-length hair in the audience): "Jesus is here!"

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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It's perfect for short trips to the golf club. As a matter of fact, the [Mercedes CLS's] Satellite navigation screen only lists petrol stations, and golf courses: everything the modern Mercedes driver needs.

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Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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Just because something is unreliable doesn't mean it isn't great. Take, for example, Stephen Hawking. Great man, but most of him doesn't work.

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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Some Poos Come Out

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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"Lancia did have some issues; for example, the Gamma exploded every time you turned the steering wheel"

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"I mean let's be honest about the Bently, it's simply a Volkswagen with some wood grain."

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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

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Speed saves people!

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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