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On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

Das Stig is a manaic!

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

How many years are there in donkey years?

Killing a mamooth

On the Lancia Stratos: I'm going to change gear now; this is going to involve man-touching.

Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ) That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

Frederik Du lugter

In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!

If you've got a better route map from the AA website, why don't you write to us at 'I asked the AA for a route to King's Lynn and now I'm on the International Space Station', Top Gear, London

What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

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