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Bentley, Feawr Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, In Bentley No One Can Hear You Scream (In American Movie Trailer Voice)

It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

On the Chrysler Crossfire: "This is the worst thing that's come out of Germans and Americans working together since a fellow named Adolphus Busch arrived in America, tasted the water, and said "yeah, I could make beer out of this." And we were given that headache in a can - Budweiser."

I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

During the Bugatti vs airplane trip "I will not be beaten by Captain Slow's flying washing machine!"

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

How hard can it be?

Old jags are like living inside James May but this one is like living inside James Kirk

This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

It's like being tangled in a douvet on a hot night, I hate it!" Describibg one of the awful American pieces of tat on the good bad and the ugly dvd. Brilliant

Talking to Hammond along with James: Same Time: "YOUR AN AMERICAN HAMMOND, THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH."

On the Crysler PT Cruiser: "The front looks like a face. A friendly face from the land that gave us friendly fire."

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

On Gallardo Spyder "I am in love!"

There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.

So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

When discussing the suspension adjustability on the Bentley Continental GT. "It really is about as useful as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm".

I'd have [striking workers] shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families.

Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

What's worse than the holocaust? 6 million Jews.

on the corvette: So if you want a car with vietnamese suspension that is made out of plastic, this is the car for you!

Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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