'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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How hard can it be?

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I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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Killing a mamooth

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... And across the line!

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Pintos are like virgin girls. You hit one in the rear and BOOM!

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Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.

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On cars at a Max Power show "Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up."

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3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

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On the Porsche Boxster “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

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this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

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On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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So you’re not buying a Bristol for the number of gizmos or the way those that you do get are attached to the car. I carefully examined the front air splitter, for instance, and deduced that it must have been put there by a horse. No, really. As Sherlock Holmes himself advised: “When you have eliminated the impossible” — and it is impossible to imagine a human making such a hash of it — “then what remains, no matter how implausible, must be the truth.” So it was a horse.

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poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

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"Now, Rich, would you like some pu-sy? (...) Pu-sy, energy drink"

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On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

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This is the thing you have to remember, Alfa build a car to be as good as a car can be... briefly.

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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'Jean Alesi - who I used to hero worship - is now playing with my genitals.'

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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