It's like sitting on Dawn French!

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-On the Morgan Aero 8 Clarkson: You spent money on that? Hammond: Yeah. why not? Clarkson: Thats like saying 'Well, I've had marriage proposals from Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, but no, I'm going to marry John McCrirrick'

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[On Hammond's Dolomite Sprint] My washing machine moves around the kitchen faster than that!

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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[On the Aston Martin DBS]: "I especially like the gear lever, which is like a Power Ranger's leg"

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On the Kia Rio, "You may have seen The Fly II, in which a scientist attempts to teleport a dog. In one of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in a film it arrives at its destination completely inside out. Well the Rio is uglier than that. Inside, things get worse. "Small wonder Kia’s importer in Britain is sponsoring the Pedestrian Association’s Walking Bus scheme. The idea is that parents take it in turns to walk a group, or "bus", of children to their school in a morning. After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra."

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I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it.

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On British Leyland: "Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been done, so badly, by so many."

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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On the Vauxhall vectra: it's a cure for ADD, any child with would fall asleep in 3 minutes flat

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WHAT A MACHINE!!!!

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Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

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(Clarksons article regarding his daughters first car) " I wanted something with 2000 airbags, I wanted a bouncy castle with wipers"

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Deal with it

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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Regarding driving a Reliant Robin: "What we're about to do is about as dangerous as...inviting your mum over for an evening on ChatRoulette."

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tonight... we test drive... a fiat punto. a VW golf and adam burdass

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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On the Corvette Z06 “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

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Flying fish wasabi?

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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