I was driving this [Bentley Brooklands] on a sort of normal B road the other day, and it gave me some idea what it would be like to try and park the moon.

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On the McLaren P1: "And as you hurdle around in a puddle of your own feces, grinning like an infant, the car is working on ways to go even faster."

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Q:what's the difference between a blonde and a u.f.o A:people seen u.f.o s

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear programme at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad.

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I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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Can you ever love a machine? Of course you can. John Connor did. And I love the LFA.

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Driving a 1M As if somebody suddenly gave you the permission to set fire to Piers Morgan.

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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Some sa that he's wanted by the CIA, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is... he's NOT the Stig, but he is Barack Obama... No wait, the Stig's AMERICAN COUSIN!

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(Referring to the Morris Marina) "The unpleasant log laid by British Leyland after communism crept like an itchy red blanket over the shop floor."

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Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

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Flying fish wasabi?

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I don't always play guitar, but when I do, I'm awesome.

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Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer.

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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This is what scares me. It's called the Trojan and because it's part tank, part bulldozer, it's the king of...wherever it damn well wants to go.

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Frederik Du lugter

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If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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[Stretch Limos Challenge] - ... for some extraodinary reason the rules say you can't drive a 46-foot car on the public highway, so I had to do some surgery...

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Clarksonisms

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