Flying fish wasabi?

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There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face.

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Man interviewing clarkson and hammond: What's your carbon footprint like? Clarkson: We dont have a carbon footprint we drive everywhere.

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Look at this fellow, he wants to bitch slap his hoe. Why not? Good luck to you fellow.

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The Ford Focus "It's like an Air Hostess wearing orange"

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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

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It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!

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On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

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On the Porsche Cayman S “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

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On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

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POOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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Motorized pepper grinder?

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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what`s the difference of a blonde and a ufo people have ufos

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Hammond: "The premiums for 17 year old girls are around half what they are for 17 year old boys" Clarkson: "Well there's a Top Gear top tip right there! If you're a 17 year old and you need car insurance, slice your penis off."

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Why did the pharaoh go to Dairy Queen? He was thirsty

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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This car was so exciting, I actually needed windscreen wipers on the inside

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I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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Clarksonisms

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