I believe in speed - power... power and speed solve many things!

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On the Citroën Berlingo: You can tell when a car firm is desperate to find things to say about their car, just look at the website: it has a laminated front windscreen, single front passenger seat, and manually adjustable door mirrors. So no electric mirrors, no alloy wheels. So it's a very good car so long as you want something that's equipped like a Romanian jail.

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Clarkson watching someone drive a lada and being offered to ride one. "Its are raping him! And then its going to rape me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Whatsapp Status

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I'll tell you what. We'll try it my way first... and then we'll finish.

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This is the greatest car ... In the world

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Okay, engines for the Alfa Romeo Brera: 2.2 liters, 3.2 v6, and you can have a diesel if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a moustache.

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Nope, Moral Man the people`s champion does not know either... Moral: Now and forever, I am Moral Man.

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I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.

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(On the TukTuk) I think I have cancer now.

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[In the Police Car Challenge] In jail, no one can here you scream

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'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

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Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

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The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

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Speed has never killed anyone - suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - SMC Digital

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I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

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I love the feel of some hairy, salty balls on my chin. Mmmmm!

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Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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On oliver top gear car of the year 2007 - "I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables"

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If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and you think you are an onion, this is your car.

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Das Stig is a manaic!

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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Clarkson on saving money How's this for an idea?...never brake

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Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

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