In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!"

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I agree the price is a bit steep, it's perilously close to the Ferrari 599, but honestly, you cannot buy a DB9 anymore; you just can't do it.  Because one day, you will be sitting at a set of lights, someone will pull up alongside in one of these and you will feel hopeless and inadequate, and you will have to kill yourself.

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What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

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In resent weeks a craving for nicotine has made me angry with everything, even trees.

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most of you will think that showing up in cars like these in romania is like going to somalia with a suit made out of food...

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The BMW X5 M "... And I don't know about you, but I find this interior ... rather boring. Apart from that obviously, the torque thing. It's like sitting in someone's ear."

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So the Porsche Cayman is a Boxster with a roof. They should have called it the Cockster.

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See the problem was that the Lotus Sunbeam exploded every time it was Tuesday...

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Grips good, if you want to win a race, grip is brilliant. BUT for drifting.. for having FUN.. grip is BAD!

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Because of the French the concept if a car doesn't exist anymore

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Now that we have power steering, all you have to do [to race] is lie down, turn the wheel, and if you want to win all you have to do is go a little bit faster than all the others.

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Frederik Du lugter

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Killing a mamooth

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Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

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What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

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This [Ferrari F60 Enzo] isn't just uncool, it's seriously uncool. Think of it this way, if you walk into the bathroom and see a man standing suspiciously close to the urinal, he probably owns one of them.

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It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

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Best Driving Roads: Yep, ah, It’s unlikely to be here cause everyone does 5mph (N. America), it’s not going to be here cause everyone is on drugs (S. America), that’s just all full of Ox (Africa), Al Gore says that’s gone (Antarctica) so its not going to be down there, That’s just all Spiders (Australia), sign posts are all full of gibberish (Japan), They’re all communist (Kazakhstan/Russia), can’t go there cause the Americans will shoot you (Iraq)

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Where do I like to watch my car videos? You guessed it. CarVideos site

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And again, I'm the voice of reason and commen sence

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It stands out like

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the fastest car IN THE WORLD!!

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Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

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I do not understand why some people refer to their cars as "She" , lovingly. You never screw your car.

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