herro am spoderman

thumb_up thumb_down -129

we wait with anticipation

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide,Power Slide.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Now the interesting thing about this car is that under the bonnet it doesn't have an engine. What you get instead is a small field mouse called Gerald.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Who ever said Leon Austin is a tramp.. He's not a tramp.. he's just a homeless person living on the streets. Me personally, i think they're different things.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Shut up with all your terrible banter!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -46

on Ferrari F430: "the basic price is about 118,000 pound, which is not really bad. I mean, sell the house, sell the children for medical experiment, rob a bank, and you will soon get that money"

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Jeremy reading the safety labels on a Dodge Viper: This one is my favorite. "The top supports behind the seats are not a roll bar. This is an open vehicle--drive carefully..." No.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

thumb_up thumb_down +45

It sounds like a bear. A burning bear!

thumb_up thumb_down +48

[FSO Polenez] It's less reliable than a pensioner's erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

thumb_up thumb_down -44

this is the best clarksonism....in the woooorld

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for example.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Scientists are trying 2… . figure out how long… . a person can live … . without brain… . . . Please tell them ur age!!! Hindi TV Shows

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Are there any Spanish people here today? Yes? GIVE ME MY FISH BACK!

thumb_up thumb_down +36

On the Ferrari Enzo: MOMMY!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +98

Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

thumb_up thumb_down +81

3 nominations on that award and David Coulthard finished 4th.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The only way to stop faster..is to hit a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

car goes fast

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Frederik Du lugter

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Could you really get children to work in a factory? Becouse that would be brilliant!

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Clarksonisms

Affectionately referred to as Clarksonisms, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's quips are the stuff of legends among car enthusiasts...

When you're done here, check out our car fail site!

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.