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...The wheel arches are flared, the car is slightly lowered, and at the back there are extra poo shoots

Now what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine. You get a little field mouse named Gerald.

What's the difference beetween a washing machine and a dead body. I dont have a washing machine in my basement...

The Amphibian Car Challenge "Which would come first, summer or James May?"

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?

You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo

we wait with anticipation

On the BMW x5 h&m The result is like putting a furious weasel in your underpants

Air Conditioning systems in Lamborghini's of old was like a mouse, coughing on you. Acho. Acho. -Review of the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640

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Cars cars cars.... heh. Written by: pirater un compte facebook

The last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.

[On the Jaguar S-Type Concept Car]: If that car comes out like that then I will cut my left leg off and beat myself to death with it

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On the Lotus Exige “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

"Now, Rich, would you like some pussy? (...) PUSSY, energy drink"

'Tinkering' with it, when you have a Lancia, is just another way of saying 'trying to make it start'. You go to a Lancia, turn the key and think, "Right, I better just 'tinker' with it and see if we can coax some life into the thing".

This is winnie the pooh with road rage

On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

"And even supposing British cars were terrible, we wouldn't go about saying so. You don't see Jack Bauer saying 'Don't come to America, it's filled with terrorists'!"

car goes fast

Clarkson in a magazine, Take the Koala for instance, It spends half its life off its face on dope and the moment it gets scared it catches chlamydia

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