- Clarksonisms

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-On the Morgan Aero 8 Clarkson: You spent money on that? Hammond: Yeah. why not? Clarkson: Thats like saying 'Well, I've had marriage proposals from Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman, but no, I'm going to marry John McCrirrick'

I don't like being overtaken. It's a sign of weakness.

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car. It begins with 's' and ends with ‘t' and it isn't soot."

It stands out like

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Jeremy on their challenge when James was gonna be piloting a plane: "So it'll be Captain Captain Slow and his Hammond hand luggage!"

Speed saves people!

The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.

It's not a torch! It's a RAMPANT RABBIT!!

"How do I tell James to slow down?"

A man walked into a bar May he rest in peace

James: I'm curious, Jeremy, what is it that you don't get about bikes? Jeremy: I just don't want to have to dress up like a Power Ranger to go down to the pub and drink orange juice all afternoon.

What's worse then stubbing your toe? Finding out one of your loved ones died.

On Segways "They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy."

Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound: It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

While playing the video game Gran Turismo "Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography."

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Now, what you get under the bonnet of this car is not an engine, but a little field mouse named Gerald, and considering its price, your better off literally eating seventeen and a half thousand pounds. Of gravel. -Jezza on the ford focus se

How hard can it be?

Best to you with our ice cream van with a gun on top of it.

This [Maserati Quattroporte GTS] is like having a 3-year old child. It's really annoying most of the time, but if someone tried to take it away from you, you'd kill them for it.

I'm in the seat of a Ford Sierra Cosworth, holding a flamethrower. Can't get much happier than that.

Doesn't matter if it's Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage or Painus in your anus!

Tonight.. Leon finds a bin, Jack sanders takes over the bin, And James may, eats the bin.

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